This is the greatest most girly knife in the history of the world ever and I want one.
“Pink, chic and looking like something Penelope Pitstop might keep in her pocket, Miss Army Kit contains everything you need to solve everyday emergencies, including nail file, tweezers, needle and thread, mirror, torch, scissors, corkscrew, perfume bottle, pill box, mini knife, bottle opener, ruler and pen. Try carrying that lot around separately!”
Aside from the corkscrew (though I suppose I could stab people with it), those are all handy little things that I would use fairly regularly. I may just have to buy one. 😀